So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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