there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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