I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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