you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Never underestimate the power of titties
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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