Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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