did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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