I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
