if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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