i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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