i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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