this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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