can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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