ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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