i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just want to make out with him forever
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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