You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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