): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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