do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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