I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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