The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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