I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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