Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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