the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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