hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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