I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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