STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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