Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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