and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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