i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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