is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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