so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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