he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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