It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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