Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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