I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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