just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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