tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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I need you to use more vowels.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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