Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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