She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I forget how to act sober
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