shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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