dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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