high people should be assigned attendants
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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