im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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