Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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