thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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