Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Two words: nipple clamps
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