tell your sister to shave her snatch
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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