Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We need to get me chipped asap
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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