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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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