I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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