I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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