he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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