so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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