Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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