The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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