I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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