I just saw a hot homeless man
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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