I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
her facebook's as public as her vagina
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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