We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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